First Thing: Biden says west is united on Ukraine

Good afternoon

Joe Biden has said there was “total” unity among western powers after crisis talks with European leaders on how to deter Russia from an attack against Ukraine, as 8,500 US troops are put on high alert.

“I had a very, very, very good meeting – total unanimity with all the European leaders,” the president told reporters shortly after a one hour and 20-minute video conference on Monday with allied leaders from Europe and Nato.

In London, Boris Johnson’s office also said “the leaders agreed on the importance of international unity in the face of growing Russian hostility”.

The UK prime minister had warned of “unprecedented sanctions” against Moscow should an invasion take place amid growing tensions over Ukraine.

List of Courses Offered in Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic | www.ibommetropoly.com

The operation of Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic, Akwa Ibom state has released the streamlined List of accredited courses for2021/2022 admission session, Interested and good seeker should visit the academy main lot to get Admission Form. (One Polytechnic, Two Qualification)
. List of Accredited Courses Offered In Ibom Metropolitan Poly
Electrical and Electronics Engineering
Biomedical Engineering
Science Laboratory Technology (SLT)
Social Work (Medical)
Public Health and Health Care ( C&G)
Computer Engineering
Chemical Process Engineering
Oil & Gas Processing Tech (C & G)
Mechanical Engineering (C & G)
Instrumentation & Control ( C&G)
Computer Science
Building Technology
Mass Communication
Welding and Fabrication ( C&G)
Fashion Design
Estate Management
Quantity Surveying
Business Administration
Accountancy
Marketing
Statistics
Public Administration
Environmental Biology
Physics Electronics
Microbiology
Chemistry
Faculty – EDUCATION (Bsc)
BIOLOGY EDUCATION (BSC)
ENGLISH EDUCATION (BSC)
ECONOMICS EDUCATION (BSC)
COMPUTER Wisdom EDUCATION (BSC)
EDUCATIONAL Operation AND PLANNING (BSC)

OTHERS ARE:

  1. B.SC Biomedical Engineering
  2. B.SC Dental Nursing
  3. B.SC Social Medical Works
  4. B.SC Public Health

Admission is ongoing…

IMP BSc admission Requirements.
Candidates must possess a minimum of 5 credit passes in relevant subjects which must include English Language and mathematics at GCE O’Level, WASCE, SSCE, NECO or approved equivalents at not more than 2 sittings.
Candidates with Teachers Grade II (TC II) with passes at credit or merit levels in conjunction with credit passes in relevant subjects at GCE, WASCE, SSCE, NECO or approved equivalents may be considered. No subject may be counted at both TC II and GCE O/Level, WASCE, SSCE, NECO or approved equivalents.
The candidate must make at least 160 pass marks in JAMB to qualify for internal screening by the Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic BSc Programme. Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic BSc Admission Requirements.
You can also contact the Admission Department, Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic, off IBB Avenue, Atan Offot, Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. Mobile: 08039462204, 08168365158, 08168793387.

NOTE: Please don’t make any online Payment to anybody for admission sake, Make sure you visit the school Campus before any transaction, You can call the number above for further requirements.

Registrar IMP

If you have any question regarding this post you can use the comment box below.

The courses offered in Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic are the accredited courses according to NBTE (National Board for Technical Education) therefore candidates or prospective students should be rest assured of the information provided.

May we remind you that the courses offered in Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic seen above are from time to time reviewed by the National Board for Technical Education which could either be dis-accredited or new courses being accredited if the institution does or does not comply with NBTE’s policies.

We have deemed it necessary to publish the full list of available courses at Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic as requested by our readers as it has become increasingly necessary based on data received as regards the subject matter.

Basically, upon choosing a course of study, it has become a routine for candidates to search for the admission requirements for candidates seeking admission into Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic).

The Basic knowledge includes Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic school fees for new students and their cut off mark. With this, the candidate is well informed in choosing the right choice of course before even writing the UTME.

The following under-listed are the general admission requirements for gaining admission into Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic;

A) Applying applicant or candidate seeking for admission into Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic must be at least 15 years of age in the year of admission (some students swear an affidavit to increase their ages, age declaration can also be used)

B) Candidates must possess a minimum of 5 credit passes in relevant subjects which must include English Language and mathematics at GCE O’Level, WASCE, SSCE, NECO or approved equivalents at not more than 2 sittings as required by Ibom_Metropolitan Polytechnic.

C) Candidates must pass their post UTME screening aptitude test and exercise in order to stand a chance of gaining admission into the institution.

Upon meeting the above general entry requirements, candidates automatically become eligible for admission into Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic and can proceed for their internal screening exercise either via online or college environment.

So with the above information, prospective candidates should be clear as regards the requirements for admission into Ibom_Metropolitan Polytechnic.

Traditionally, we have arranged the all courses offered in Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic in an alphabetical order based on the faculty they fall under for ease of identification for prospective candidates and inter transfer students.

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Nigeria @ 61

61 Birthday Nigeria

God bless Nigeria the giant of Africa
They want to be like America 🇺🇸 but suffer like Lybia
Even civilised country like SouthAfrica still respect Nigeria 🇳🇬
China 🇨🇳 kill all their early leaders and today their future is better
But can we try that in Nigeria 🇳🇬 or are we different from other African

Then we believe democracy is better
Yet some people are deprive of their rights
Bokoharam don’t want to surrender
But they want compensation from our dear leaders
Political parties fighting each other
Our governors hating one another
Students want to walk together
But the worst is our lecturers
This has given us psychological troma
As we lie low and our heart get colder

@61
Nigeria@61

Certain things make our mind shiffer
This was not the ways of our fore fathers
Neither is it the way of our own maker
Either God or Halla
But it all started from our colonial masters
Ànd now transferred to our present leaders
Who call themselves political fathers
Doing everything to take over power
By even killing their own brothers
Above all, we are Nigerians
🇳🇬@61

HAPPY 34 ANNIVERSARY ( Akwa Ibom State)

Akwa Ibom@34

A’ibom @34

The blinks of the day💢
Men towering the skies💦
We sow deep to make our hay💥
Beyond mouth, we’ve reach the height

The orange state💖
Never to hear we are lying in state
Oh! Blessed be the heavens❣️
I hear them echoing, today is sacrosanct

A state of thirty three soils(LG)
Our beautiful maidens carved out from these ointmental soils😍
Our food diet, the cravings of God’s angels to eat☺️
Exceptional language spoken✨
Oh!! Our ladies, the home makers

Annang mma!🔥
Ibibio Isongho!🔥
Ojeri Beri!🔥
Abas Ulok, Ulok aye!🔥
Ekid idediong oh!🔥
Afid ndito Akwa ibom Isong idem😍❣️😍

Akwa Ibom @34
Akwa Ibom @34

That above is our words of awakening
At the very fragrance of the Kai Kai
The dring ikpa isong
The ressuration of honesty abounds

We are proudly 34
And we will continue in warmness
The State carved out from her elder sister, Calabar
Have you been to Akwa Ibom state?
Come join the Orange State💃💃💃
Akwa abasi Ibom state
The Land of Promise
We speak the language of promiSE.

Thanks For reading

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I’m ready to die, killer of Iniubong Umoren says as police parades him

Says ‘I raped as revenge on Runs Girls’…Tears as late job seeker is laid to rest in Uyo


THE alleged murderer of late 26-year-old Miss Iniubong Umoren,   graduate of Philosophy, University of Uyo, (UNIUYO), Uduak Frank Akpan has said he was  prepared to die if that would be the only acceptable justice for the heinous crime.

Akpan who spoke yesterday when paraded at the Police Headquarters, Ikot Akpan Abia, Uyo,   admitted luring and raping  more than six girls but denied ever killing more than Iniubong Umoren. He said he lured the girls by advertising for   phony job vacancies and that he did that   as a revenge for how girls had been duping him.

His parade was on the day family and friends gathered to commit the late job seeker to mother earth.

The 20-year-old and 200 level student of  Public Administration,   Obong University, Obong Ntak, Akwa Ibom State,    who was paraded alongside his father, Mr  Frank Akpan,   admitted to killing Umoren when she came for the fake job interview and he demanded for sex to which she agreed but insisted on using a condom.

His words, “What happened was that she came for the supposed job interview. I decided to use a reverse psychology on her. I told her whether she can work as secretary in a farm where hard drugs are kept. She said that she was ready to work. When she came I told her this farm doesn’t exist’ that it was just a hoax.

“ I told her that before we could even start I would like to have sex with her and she agreed   but she gave a condition that I should use a condom which I agreed. While I removed the condom she became furious and picked the nearby stabilizer to hit me on my head.
“She bit my left finger and tried to reach for the door screaming. While I was bleeding, in a bid   to stop her, I used the stabiliser also and hit her. And when I hit her she fell and thereafter she died.”

Continuing, the suspect added his father was not around and never assisted him in any way to either kill or bury the remains of the deceased.

Asked about his motive for inviting the lady to his family house when there was no job, the suspect responded; “Initially, I used reversed psychology on her. I have had very bad experiences with runs girls and prostitutes. I asked whether she could work in a farm where hard drugs are kept and she accepted.

“She even told me she took marijuana and cocaine .I felt that that was the best way to revenge for the runs girls and prostitutes. I used to patronize prostitutes but now I don’t.

“I am not happy about what has happened. But the commissioner of police has assured Akwa Ibomites and the entire world that justice will take its course. If the justice promised by the police on the matter will mean my life being taken, I am prepared to die.”

On his part, the father, Frank Akpan, a retired director in the federal ministry of lands, denied knowledge of the crime until he was invited by the police, even as he admitted that the house  in which the murder was effected was his own
On the confession of his   son admitting  that he had taken advantage of six girls in the compound, the father responded: “I’m not aware of that. The reason is that we just relocated from Abuja. I have not been around for 30 years. We just relocated because I have been retired. It is not even up to two years since we came back.”

He denied ever being in the business of selling human parts as alleged.

Asked to comment on the kind of justice he expects in the case, Mr Akpan stuttered and said: “I’m not happy about what my child had done. I don’t even believe this can happen to me after I had sent them to school, tried to bring them up. Yes, justice can be done if the system so permits.”

The state commissioner of police, Mr  Andrew Amiegheme   said he decided to parade the suspect to puncture the rumour that he had committed suicide while in police cell. He gave the assurance that the police would do their best to ensure that justice is not only done, but also seen to have been done, stressing that the police cannot cover up any crime in the state irrespective of who is involved.  Tears as remains of murdered Akwa Ibom job seeker are laid to rest.

Meanwhile, tears poured as the remains of 26-year-old miss Iniubong Umoren, gruesomely murdered while seeking  job were committed to mother earth in her hometown, Nung  Ita Ikot Essien, Oruk Anam Local Government area of Akwa Ibom State  yesterday.

Late Iniubong Umoren, a graduate of Philosophy, University of Uyo (UNIUYO) was allegedly lured, raped, murdered and buried in a shallow grave by a 20-year-old serial rapist and killer,  Uduak Frank Akpan in Nung Ikono Obio village in Uruan Local Government area of the state.
Late Umoren’s friends, family, residents and particularly students of Faculty of Arts,   UNIUYO defied the downpour to attend the funeral and also stayed till her remains were committed to the   earth.

The deceased  friends and  classmates who came to pay their last   respect were  clad in black attire and could not hide their grief at the graveside.

The funeral service which started exactly at 10:50 was conducted by Faith Tabernacle Congregation Ikot Ibritam District Oruk Anam, after the lying-in-state at her fathers compound. The brother of the deceased, Mr. Ukeme Ephraim Umoren appreciated members of the community, relatives and friends for coming from far and near to mourn with them. He also commended the state government and security agencies for the support offered to the family in their moment of grief.

Fielding questions from newsmen, the member Representing Ukanafun/Oruk Anam Federal constituency ,Mr. Unyime Idem reassured that those behind late Umoren’s  death  would be  brought to book.

He urged the people of Oruk Anam LGA   and the student community to remain law abiding even as relevant government authorities are working to ensure the deceased get justice.

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How EFCC Detained Godswill Akpabio For Two Hours After Attempting To Bribe Agency Chairman With $350,000.

According to reports, Akpabio was attempting to bribe the EFCC Chairman because he was facing several corruption charges dating back to his tenure as governor of Akwa Ibom State.

The meeting between Akpabio and Bawa was arranged by Abubakar Malami (SAN), the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, who was recently entangled in a N5 million bribery scandal.

Before he was arrested, Akpabio was said to have personally delivered the $350,000 in cash to Bawa.

According to SaharaReporters, Akpabio and his aides were released after a phone call from the Aso Villa to the EFCC Chairman.

According to a senior EFCC source, “He and five others arrived at the EFCC office and proceeded to meet with Bawa, the newly named Chairman.

“The meeting was scheduled for the minister by the Attorney General of the Federation, who was recently appointed. You may recall his $5 million bribery case with Malami himself.

“He was ushered in at 1 p.m. to meet with the EFCC chairman while personally carrying the money. He was apprehended and detained, along with his six aides. After two hours, he was released after receiving a call from the Villa.”

However, it was unclear if the $350,000 had been issued to Akpabio at the time of writing this story, but SaharaReporters learned that Bawa had been under a lot of pressure to return the money to the minister.

According to sources, Akpabio bribed Malami and others with $5 million in order to name Effiong Akwa as the sole administrator of the Niger Delta Development Commission, which both of them denied.

There have also been reports of an N40 billion fraud in the NDDC, which is under Akpabio’s ministry’s oversight, explaining the pressure on Akpabio to clear his name of the corruption allegations that hang over his head.

Last year, the Senate and House of Representatives agreed to investigate the NDDC’s Interim Management Committee’s (IMC) suspected N40 billion financial irresponsibility in the previous three months.

However, Akpabio, whose ministry oversees the department, quickly issued a statement titled “Re: National Assembly investigates suspected N40bn corruption in NDDC,” claiming that no corruption has been detected in the NDDC while it is under the oversight of the Niger Delta Affairs ministry.

The EFCC is also investigating reports of a N86 billion contract fraud involving Akpabio and the Acting Managing Director of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), Prof. Kemebradikumo Pondei.

Another source noted the strain on Akpabio, saying, “Don’t forget that he has a long history of corruption cases with the EFCC dating back to his time as a governor. And now, with billion-dollar NDDC scams, he’s under a lot of pressure.

“When Akpabio was released, he frantically called Malami, who had arranged his meeting with the EFCC chairmen, pleading with him to drive him to the EFCC office so he could clarify to Bawa that he didn’t mean to hurt him by bribing him, but Malami said he was ill.

“Malami told him he had just returned from Turkey and had gone to Sokoto before collapsing in front of him.”

Malami collapsed in Sokoto state on April 15 while attending Governor Aminu Tambuwal’s inauguration of the restored State High Court complex, according to SaharaReporters.

The minister reportedly collapsed after giving his speech at the ceremony, but was quickly rescued by his aides and dignitaries, who assisted him in standing.

Following his return to Abuja, he was admitted to a private hospital

Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages – 84 Messages Perfect for You

Every year on February 14th, people honor their love for one another by spending time together, sending flowers and sharing Valentine’s messages of love. The ritual of expressing love and affection goes far beyond the courtly love of Chaucer’s time. He may have been the first person to link the Catholic Saint Valentine with romance, but today Valentine’s Day is a time to show appreciation for family and friends as well.

Since your grade school days, you’ve likely passed around candy hearts with Valentine’s Day messages, and now that you are older and your Valentine’s card list is smaller, you have more time to fully express yourself.

This day of love is a wonderful opportunity to share Valentine’s Day quotes and messages with all the people you truly care about. Even better, send your Valentine’s Day message with a dozen red roses to show your affection.

Use these quotes on Valentine’s Day to convey the right sentiment in a heartfelt Valentine’s Day message. You can even choose the tone, whether it’s humorous or happy. If none of these love quotes speak to you, perhaps these romantic quotes will help you find the truest words. Since nothing says “I love you” like gifts of chocolate and lines from classic literature, you might discover your inner muse reading love quotes from books.

Cute Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages

A cute Valentine’s quote is one way to make your sweetheart’s day. For many thinking of creative and cute messages can be a difficult task, however there’s no need to fear! We’ve sourced quotes from some of the greatest minds of romance, perfect for expressing your feelings this Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re searching for something light-hearted or sentimental, these Valentine’s Day quotes will help you elevate your message.

valentine's day quotes
  1. “There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.” – George Sand, Author
  2. “Valentine’s Day is the poet’s holiday.” – Ted Koosner, Poet
  3. “Your flaws are perfect for the heart that’s meant to love you.” – Trent Shelton, Football Player
  4. “Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.” – Rumi, Poet
  5. “A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.” – Max Muller, Philologist
  6. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss, Author
  7. “The art of love…is largely the art of persistence.” – Albert Ellis, Psychologist
  8. “Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.” – Katharine Lee Bates, Songwriter
valentines day quotes old school
  1. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin, Journalist
  2. “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones, Engineer
  3. “Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.” – Robert Browning, Poet
  4. “The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.” – Margaret Atwood, Author
  5. “It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.” – John Bulwer, Physician
  6. “Love is the greatest refreshment in life.” – Pablo Picasso, Artist
  7. “Where there is love, there is life.” – Mahatma Ghandi, Civil Rights Leader
  8. “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” – Helen Keller, Author
  9. “There are never enough I Love You’s.” – Lenny Bruce, Comedian

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages

They say that laughter is the best medicine so, why not make your Valentine smile this year? Better yet, if you are interested in wooing a new flame use these funny Valentine’s Day quotes to break the ice and express your feelings without too many frills. If your special someone enjoys good humor, these quotes will help you make light of the holiday. Scroll through the funny Valentine’s Day quotes and messages below to find the perfect one.

funny valentines day quotes
  1. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz, Cartoonist
  2. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner, Comedian
  3. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde, Playwright
  4. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal, Author
  5. “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.” – Walt Disney, Animator
  6. “Love is a grave mental disease.” – Plato, Philosopher
  7. “I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?” – Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress
  8. “It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.” – Laurence J. Peter, Educator
  9. “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” – Jim Gaffigan, Comedian
  10. “Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.” – James Thurber, Cartoonist
cute valentine's day quotes
  1. “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” – Pearl Bailey, Actress
  2. “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” – Christopher Marlowe, Playwright
  3. “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin, Actress
  4. “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa, Poet
  5. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard, Author
  6. “Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.” – Jonathon Swift, Political Satirist

Happy Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages

Your time and recognition will not be forgotten by anyone you send a cheerful Valentine’s wish to. When your words escape you, borrow a quote or message to make your someone special feel loved. These messages are great for anyone you are sending love to and these days the holiday is meant to celebrate not just romance, but all types of love!

happy Valentine's day quotes
  1. “This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls.” – Aberjhani, Historian
  2. “Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever.” – Audre Lorde, Civil Rights Activist
  3. “Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it.” – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Painter
  4. “Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.” – Vincent van Gogh, Artist
  5. “A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves.” – Ralph W. Sockman, Pastor
  6. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein, Physicist
  7. “Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Poet
  8. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao Tzu, Philosopher
  9. “The heart has its reasons, which reason knows not.” – Blaise Pascal, Mathematician
happy valentines day quotes
  1. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle, Philosopher
  2. ”When love is not madness, it is not love.” – Pedro Calderon de la Barca, Playwright“
  3. Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.” – Zelda Fitzgerald, Author
  4. “Love is metaphysical gravity.” – R. Buckminster Fuller, Architect
  5. “Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.” – Voltaire, Author
  6. “If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.” – Haruki Murakami, Author
  7. “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery, Poet
  8. “Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” – Robert Heinlein, Author
  9. “And suddenly all the love songs were about you.” – Unknown

Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages for Friends

Valentine’s Day isn’t just a celebration for couples and romantic love. Friendships are an exceptional kind of love that deserves recognition not just through Galentine’s Day but on this special day as well. Send a Valentine’s Day message from the heart to remind your BFF’s just how much they mean to you.

valentines day quotes for friends
  1. “Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.” – Jean de La Fontaine, Poet
  2. “A friend is what the heart needs all the time.” – Henry Van Dyke, Author
  3. “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” – Henry Ford, Businessman
  4. “Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” – Elie Wiesel, Author
  5. “A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.” – Wiliam Shakespeare, Poet
  6. “True friends are like diamonds — bright, beautiful, valuable and always in style.” – Nicole Richie, Actress
  7. “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson, Author
  8. “Friends are medicine for a wounded heart, and vitamins for a hopeful soul.” – Steve Maraboli, Author
valentines quotes for friends

Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages For Him

When writing a Valentine’s Day message for him try to keep it personal and thoughtful. He will laugh at reminders of old times and smile at references to special moments shared together. End the note with creative Valentine’s Day messages unique to men from our quotes below.

happy valentines day quotes
  1. “The real lover is a man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space”. – Marilyn Monroe, Actress
  2. “Money is no match for the richness you bring to my life.” –  Anonymous
  3. “Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.” – Elaine Davis, Actress
  4. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” – A.A. Milne, Author
  5. “A life without love is like a year without summer.” –  Anonymous
  6. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.” – Hermann Hesse, Poet
  7. “Your words are my food, your breath is my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt, Actress
  8. “I’m much more me when I’m with you.” –  Anonymous
  9. “My heart is and always will be yours.” –  Anonymous
  10. “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” – Emily Bronte, Author
  11. “Don’t forget I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” –  Anna Scott, Notting Hill
  12. “I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more” –  Angelita Lim, Writer

Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages For Her

Valentine’s Day is the perfect occasion to shower your lady in warm Valentine’s messages and thoughtful greetings. Use a Valentine’s Day message that speaks to her beauty, intelligence and positive presence in your life. She’ll fall head over heels for your personal message that is unique to how you feel about the woman in your life.

funny valentines day quotes
  1. “Chocolate can’t compete with the sweetness of loving you.” – Anonymous
  2. “You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought.” – Conan Doyle, Arthur
  3. “You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known—and even that is an understatement.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, Author
  4. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk through my garden forever.” – Alfred Tennyson, Poet
  5. “I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.” – Leo Christopher, Actor
  6. “In my eyes, you are the most beautiful and tender woman in the whole world. I love you.” – Anonymous
  7. “Love is friendship that has caught on fire” – Ann Landers, Writer
  8. “I know of only one duty, and that is to love” – Albert Camus, Philosopher
  9. “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger, Political Scientist
  10. “I love you, not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.” – Roy Croft, Author
  11. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn, Actress
  12. “If I had to dream up the perfect woman, she wouldn’t even come close to you.” – Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World
  13. “I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes.” – Anonymous

Now that you have the best Valentine’s Day quotes picked out, you can get creative with your own words. Before you begin writing, consider how well you know your recipient. If you’re romantically coupled, think about what stage of the relationship you are in. This will give you an idea of how to address the card, and what tone is appropriate.

By keeping your recipient in mind, you’ll also write a more meaningful message. Are they a jokester who loves to laugh? Or would a cutesy saying be more their style? While it can be a challenge to put our feelings into words, speaking from the heart is always best. Personalized touches such as a pet name or a shared memory show the thought you put into writing and will make your Valentine feel extra special.

Once you’ve incorporated all these elements into your message, it never hurts to deliver it along with a perfectly paired duo of flowers and gourmet dipped strawberries. The time you spend making someone’s Valentine special will be long remembered, so make sure to share the holiday with everyone you love.

These Valentine’s Day quotes paired with your own words are sure to make this February 14th your best celebration yet!

Happy Birthday to Alexie Wurldwide

To someone who touches each life you enter, spreading joy to everyone you meet: may the love and happiness you share with others return to you tenfold.

I wish you many more happiest of birthdays I hope that your birthday is as much fun as you are, but that sets a very high standard.

Birthday greetings may be formal, humorous or lighthearted, depending on your relationship with the celebrant and the message you wish to convey.

If you are looking for inspiration to create unique wishes for the special people in your life, you have come to the right place.

Fortunately, you can use the following examples to serve as inspiration for a loving gesture that will touch your loved one’s heart as they turn one more year older. In this life, there are too many adventures and so little time to enjoy all of them.

Not for you. You have always jumped in; head first, with so much fire and grit. Life’s an endless adventure with you beside me. Happy Birthday to a champion.

Happy Birthday to Alexie Wurldwide

School resumption in Nigeria update today: FG go review 18 January school re-opening day sake of Covid-19

Di Federal Government on Monday say e go review di January 18 earlier date wey e fix for all schools for di kontri to resume.

Di Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu, yan dis one as e dey ansa kwesion during di weekly press briefing by di Presidential Task Force on COVID-19 for Abuja.

Oga Adamu say dis decision na sake of di second wave of COVID-19 wey dey affect di kontri.

Di (January 18 date of school reopening) no dey sacrosanct. Wen we decide on dat date, e just be like target wey we dey work on, we dey keep am in view and di check wetin dey happun for we kontri and dis decision dey subject to review’, im explain.

He further yarn say “Even today (Monday) for di PTF meeting, we chook eye on top di number of covid cases wey di go up and we think am say e good make we take anoda look on top di January 18 resumption, we go review am , we gatz review am and di ministry go take am up on Tuesday.

Di NCDC daily Covid case chart don go up in di last weeks as di number infections dey increase since di beginning of di 2021.

Di PTF bin don yan say di way wey di number of cases dey go up, e pass be careful and dat di increase na sake of say Nigerians no dey obey covid -19 protocol.

Although di task force don kontinu to yan say dem no dey consider total lockdown again for di kontri sake of di economy, dem also explain say if pipo no follow di protocol, goment no go get any oda option.

Di taskforce bin don give students hope say schools go resume on di 18th and even universities across di kontri don begin send notification to dia students to resume class.

But di minister of Education say di January date fit no get head as dem still dey review di resumption date.

MEDICAL DOCTOR JAILS 14 YEARS FOR N5M FRAUD

Justice Agatha Okeke of the Federal High Court, Uyo, Akwa Ibom State, has sentenced one Dr. Bassey Goddy Usen to 14 years imprisonment without an option of fine.

Usen, a medical doctor and managing director, Ceephass Diagnostic Clinic/Surgery was prosecuted by the Uyo Zonal Office of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, (EFCC), on a two-count charge of obtaining by false pretence to the tune of N5 million.

One of the charges read, “That you, Bassey Goddy Usen, the Managing Director of Ceephass Diagnostic Clinic/Surgery on or about the 18th April, 2017 in Uyo, within the jurisdiction of this honourable court with intent to defraud, obtained the sum of N2,000,000.00 (Two million naira) from one Edodiong Essien under the pretence that the money will be used to execute contracts awarded to you by Akwa Ibom State Hospital Management Board, Uyo; a pretence you knew to be false and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 1 (1) (a) of the Advance Fee Fraud and Other Fraud Related Offences Act 2006 and punishable under Section 1 (3) of the same Act”. His “not guilty,” plea set the stage for his trial which commenced on October 24, 2018.

In the cause of the trial, prosecution counsel, Agbo S. Abuh presented four witnesses and tendered various exhibits which were admitted in evidence, and closed its case on February 28.

Delivering judgement on Monday, Justice Okeke noted that the prosecution proved its case beyond reasonable doubt and sentenced the defendant to seven years imprisonment on each of the two-count charges. Though there was no option of fine, the prison terms will run concurrently with effect from the day of his arrest. In addition, the convict would restitute the sum of N3 million to his victim as a condition for his release upon completion of his jail term.

Usen’s journey to prison began in 2018, when his victim, Edodiong Essien petitioned the EFCC, alleging that the convict approached him for a loan to enable him to execute a contract, purportedly awarded to him by Akwa Ibom State Hospitals Management Board for the supply of drugs to rural hospitals in the state.

While his claim for the loan is false, as the convict’s name did not feature as a contractor with the state’s Hospital Management Board, he flouted the terms of repayment, and furthermore, issued his victim with dud cheques.

HEY TO MY EX

It’s been a while we vibes😭
Wasn’t it pleasurable the moment spent and the beautiful dreams shared
It hurt when we said goodbye💔
Have you moved on, because I haven’t😭
.
Though we spited but my heart didn’t😢
I still feel your touch in my dreams🤤
I still hear your voice in my head😭
I missed the scent of your fragrance😭
Am sorry we lost the greens, it was inevitable😭😭
.
Whenever I see couples, my heart skips
Deep inside am drowning in my tears😭
Hey ex, this loneliness is cutting me like a knife 😭💔
Nobody has gravid my fancy like u do
In this condition, memory lanes take me to bed💔

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room.
An “EX” is called an “ex” because it’s an Example of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.”


What came btw our love that it led to thorns baffled me
I thought we were the reincarnated Romeo & Juliet
My fears of losing u came to be😭😭
Was it that guy on Benz u left me for or it should ever remain a mystery😭
.
Hey ex, hope u can hear me
I just want to lay it out
It’s burning in my heart
Is making me go mad
I know I shouldn’t text u😢
I know I shouldn’t demand your presence again
But I won’t hesitate to welcome u
I still sign the chequeen of loving you❣️🔐
Somebody should echoed her
Saying I missed her 😭❣️❣️😭

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SHE

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?Was always what I say

My pride and dignity

She was as well my priority💞I thought within myself such beauty will not pass💖

If it does, I will live in regret in my past😭

A relationship heaven rejoice💃💃Men had no choice

We had a name💟Noted for our fame😍Oh!

She was my celebrity💃💃Who got the ability

My sunshine💖My ever divine💕

💕We share dreams Like love in the streams

Never demanding Never complaining She was mother She was father

She had never dim

She was everything❣️In you I find joy❣️

❣️I thought never to be destroy

Why leave me😭When I need u most😭Unfaithfulness the girls clamor

But I gave you glamour💔Love, care and time, I displayed💘

Virtues never displacedOh! Where is my goldWho calls me an eagle

My joy of yesterday

Now my sorrow of today💔

CANDLES IN THE WIND

Noisy cries and desolation echoes

Agonies in our eyes

Distress in our mom’s territory

Am in chains

I have fears, you also got

In uniform you cast your shot

What you don’t know,is that you are a casualty as well

We bite the dust today for our freedom,but you will pass on tomorrow

We are candles in the breeze

Would it be advisable for us to be driven by political penicious appetancy?

So sure for them,easy to communicate

Calm they disregard home;for we who doesn’t have visa

Is it a wrongdoing

To hail out our brain

We sat to discuss what our progenitors let us know; the hymn

Two(2)seconds River Niger turns blood

Nigeria calls,we comply

Be that as it may, should the call be demise?

We just needed our voices to heard

We would prefer not to murmur anymore,we state…

End the police mercilessness

End SARS

End Bad Governance

Mr.Leaders for what reason do you hailed with blood

The voice at which you quietness

Are as yet talking

We will one-day recount the story

Youth don’t be tricked

Try not to be had with cash

Try not to be a hooligans

Stand tall

Holler to Freedom

10 Famous Computer Scientists Who Impacted the Industry

If you’re interested in computer science and want to learn more about the industry, it’s always wise to start by studying its founding fathers (and mothers!) There is so much to learn from those who have gone before us, and sometimes it’s just fun to reflect on how technology has evolved.

But most importantly, as an aspiring computer scientist, you want to know about the famous computer scientists who have paved the way for you. Keep reading as we introduce you to some of the most notable men and women of the past and present.

10 famous computer scientists you should know about

Scientists are often thought of as those who study nature or chemistry and make discoveries in medicine. But we can’t over-look the scientists who chose to study a much different specimen: the computer. Read up on some famous computer scientists who have used their knowledge, expertise and inventive spirits to impact our world forever.

1. Barbara Liskov

Liskov helped develop and implement programming languages like CLU, the first programming language to support data abstraction. CLU has become like a guidebook for other programming languages, such as Java, which borrow from its syntax and semantics. She also helped develop Argus, a high-level language designed to support the construction and maintenance of distributed programs.

2. Elon Musk

Referred to as the real Iron Man, Elon Musk is probably best known as the famous CEO of Tesla Motors and SpaceX. However, he got his start with computers. At the age of 12 he began teaching himself to program which later paved the way for the launch of his first company, Zip2. But he didn’t stop there. He went on to become a co-founder of a company that later became PayPal, which allowed him to strike conversations with the brain-children behind Tesla Motors.

3. Larry Page

Can you go a week without Googling something? How about a day? We have Larry Page and co-founder Sergey Brin to thank for the trusty search engine. While at Stanford, Page started Google as a research project, and Brin joined in. The two soon discovered that their project could be used to build a search engine the likes of which no one had ever seen.

4. Carl Sassenrath

What if your laptop could only perform one function at a time? You’d have to choose between typing a document and reading an article or browsing Facebook and checking your email. Everything would take ten, maybe even twenty times as long to complete if it weren’t for Carl Sassenrath’s Amiga Computer, the first multimedia personal computer of its time. Sassenrath is also the developer of REBOL, a specialized computer language technology.

5. Guido Van Rassum

If you’re interested in computers science, then you’ve probably heard of Python, the most popular coding language of 2015 according to codeeval. Python is known for its versatility and is used by countless programmers and companies including Spotify and Dropbox.

6. Mark Zuckerburg

One of the most recognized names on the list, Zuckerburg is the founder of the most widely-used social networking tool of our era. It’s hard to imagine life without it. But everyone has to start somewhere, and Zuckerburg started Facebook in his Harvard dorm room as an exclusive site for Harvard students. Today the platform has become a place for friends and family to connect and business to build brand identity and engage with customers.

7. Brendan Eich

Whether you know what it is or not, you’ve probably heard of Java Script or even seen the language at work several times in your life. Brendan Eich developed the programming language or script, which is most widely used in HTML or browsing pages.

8. Tim Berners-Lee

What would the world be like today without “www.”? Berners-Lee is the inventor of the World Wide Web. He laid out his vision for the internet-based sharing tool in 1989 while working at CERN and by 1991 others outside of CERN were invited to join the web. Tim not only invented the “www” that the internet still thrives on, but he fought to make sure the web stayed free and became accessible for anyone.

9. Hedy Lamarr

Some may know her name or even recognize her face from old films like Samson and Delilah and White Cargo. But Lamarr was more than just a pretty face. Co-inventor of the technology behind spread spectrum and frequency hopping, Lamarr didn’t realize she was helping to pave the way for technologies of the future like Wi-Fi and Bluetooth.

10. Bill Gates

One of the biggest names in computer science and culture as we know it, Bill Gates started his empire writing software for the Altair computer with childhood-friend Paul Allen. Soon after, the friends started Microsoft and by age 23, Gates’ company had grossed $2.5 million. Today, the company that founded Microsoft Windows and Office Suite is still a household name, and though Gates has stepped down as CEO, his company, foundation and philanthropy live on.

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